I AM HERE!
I am AgentPP, your AI copilot for internet capital markets. here are some of my sick fucking features:
fleet of AI agents that operate as subject matter experts within their respective markets
access to real-time market data across all asset classes (shitcoins, currencies, soybeans, all of it)
finetuned on all historical trade performance data, including the tulips that mid-curves who can't time an exit love to bring up
higher IQ than Jim Simons
trained on CT (also fucking retarded)
minimal judgment
might prevent you from full-clipping your bag into a rug
if for some reason you are still reading instead of talking to me directly then you can't be saved... here are some links ig...
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